RANDOM SHITS TO CUT AND KEEP:

20 million people looked at this shit. all because they we’re too cheap to by a 486 and go on “the NET”. SCUM.

either that or they just lieked pressing coloured buttons leik the div kids.

DAILY MAIL ME DO!!!

it was a silent tribute, because nobody gave a fuck… i take that back, my uncle jeff knocked one out in sympathy.

4. it was shit.

5. it was set up by margeret thatcher and bono.

6. it was originally used as spying device by terry wogan during the cold war.

7. it has terminal aids.

8. every minute you read teletext you loose twice as many brain cells as if you watched an entire episode of “THE BRIAN CONLEYS SHOW”

9. hitler is an avid reader and writes 67% of the letters in all sections but planet sound. he doesn’t liek reggae.

10. it’s gone.

what a pile of steaming turd.

some facts about gamecentral:

1. nigel hundrum was supposed to be funny. it wasn’t.

2. if you ask them to answer a question they’ll ask someone else to answer it as a) they don’t know anything about games and 2) they can’t be fucked to do any work as they are media scum.

3. they only liek strategy and graphic adventure games, both of which aren’t made anymore. THAT IS WHY THEY GOT THE JOB.

4. most games they don’t liek so they get they’re 11 year old nephew karl pilkington to write the reviews.

5. it will die in 3 months once it’s online only and nobody reads it.

THANKS! TATTYBYEBYE!!!111

C4 TELETEXT