The last BBC Micro in Britstain is dying:

Your smiley face does not mask your sadness rapey sun!

you achieved shit all. WELL DONE EVERYONE INVLOVED!

“to life” or as we say in papplewick: “to shit”.

remebar folks this is the CREAM:

i never read sam brady but just going by his pictare i’d say he’s a first class cunt.

“PUT AWAY THE PLAYSTATION DAD AND LOOK AT THIS SHIT! ITS MINDBLOWING! LOOK AT THE SHAPES AND COLOURS!!!!11”

shit! that’s brought me right back to nam! AND NOW I’VE PISSED MYSELF.

i used to read this when i gave a shit about popular music. it was mostly whiney indie shitheads saying morrisey was better than black lace. what a waste of fucking time.

THATS MORE LIEK IT! DINOSAUR RAPE!!!!1111

THE LITTLE ONE DOESNT SUSPECT A THING!!!!11

THIS IS WHY TELETEXT IS BEING SHUT DOWN. FUCKING TEDIOUS.

ACE! remebar ace from tv’s “dockter whos”, she was fit in a weird way leik a lesibian with a sex related face stroke or sumfink.

(where the fuck is page 9? it must of been ultra shit.)

KIDS STAY AWAY FROM THOSE TWO PEDOFILES!!!!111

i heard turner is now a stationmaster on the underground. he pisses all over the escalators when they shut the station.

WHEN YOU RAPE THEM INTO NEXT WEDNESDAY MORE LIEK!!!!!

SAY HELLO TO THE FAMILY OF ULTRA-WINCEST!

DAD GETS OFF HIS TITS ON THE BOOZLE AND BAM!! HE’S RAPED HIS FAMILY IN THEIR CHUFFS!!!11

(would, would, wouldn’t)

DO YOU HAVE A REVEAL BUTTON ON YOUR COMPUTAR?

NO YOU DONT YOU SCUM. I’LL DO IT FOR YOU!

GO FUCK YOUR SELF SANTA!

WHY ARE YOU SO PINK YOU INEBRIATED SEX FIEND.